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19.02.2025
Selective Speech Absolutism

So it's not really free speech, is it Donald? It's selective speech. I mean, it's free if it's the kind of speech Trump wants to hear, but if it's not then he fucking bans it.

Trump is a goddamned moron! The Associated Press refuses to call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America and he bans them from the Oval Office and Air Force One. What kind of horseshit is that? What kind of "free speech absolutist" is he?

Basically it's a case of "I don't like it so the toys are getting thrown out of the pram."

I feel a dump coming on. I think I'll go to one of the nearest Trump golf courses (I believe that'll be in Aberdeen, but I'll check it out online first) and I'll take a shit in every one of the 18 holes on his crappy golf course. A week should do it. I reckon I could squeeze out 18 shits in a week with the right dietary choices, and I'll set up camp in a different bunker every night and litter each bunker with beer cans and Rustler's cheeseburger wrappers.

I'll live like a pig for a week and feel like a king for a lifetime. Hell, I may even bring my dog along on the trip. He loves shitting in sand and on grass. Then I'll rename Trump's golf course "The Golf of Shit".