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10.04.2025
"It was the plan all along," said President Gump, "to totally shit myself in the face of pressure, at home and internationally, and rollback probably the greatest worst tariff plan in the history of mankind." Looking somewhat dishevelled he went on, "People were getting a little bit yippy, so I cut them a break... you wouldn't believe how good a break that is. Anyway, I'm a strong alpha man so I've decided to piss off China by giving them an 125% tariff... terrible country that created that China Virus. Stopped me in my first term from doing really tremendous things... it would have been so tremendous, you wouldn't believe how tremendous it would have been without the Kung Flu." |