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03.01.2026
Man In Venezuala Arrested For Having Saddam Hussein Moustache

Trump says he's gonna run Venezuala - just in the meantime - whilst they ensure a pro-American puppet government gets installed. So, good luck with that, Donald, considering how much of an arse you've made of running the country you're supposed to be in charge of.

Fear not. Trump will be dead soon. He looks and sounds like utter shit and is swallowing too much aspirin to compensate for his cheese burger intake.

I said it almost a year ago that Trump wouldn't last a whole year as president. I stick by that observation. What is sad is that there's no-one sufficiently armed to the teeth and dying of a terminal disease in America that is willing to go the whole hog and pop a cap in the back of that orange paedophile's head.

What I fear most is that he might just quietly shuffle off this mortal coil, having consumed one cheese burger too many. Then we might get the Epstein Files, and everyone will be like "How did we not see this!?"

It's got to be a simulation. It's just too fucked up and weird to be the real reality.