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08.04.2026
TACOtastic!

Does Trump actually know how fucking inadequate he is, or does he really just have as low an IQ as he appears to? Everything about this numbskull is an utter abomination, from his general appearance and over-inflated ego, to his complete lack of common sense and stupid goddamned surname. I mean, what kind of name is "Trump" anyway? In bridge a "trump" card is a playing card of a suit chosen to rank above all the others, so for such an imbecile to be called "Trump" is in itself an ironic parody since he seems to rank below every other living thing on the planet.

I never thought in my lifetime that I'd actively be cheering on Iran, but here we are. Well done Iran. Brilliantly played, although anyone with a couple of braincells more than Mad King Don could see it wasn't going to end in America's favour.

The utter incohesion of this halfwit's thinking is incredible and remarkable to behold. My dog could do a better job as US president. Really, I think he actually could, and he's called Rocket, so he might have some skin in the game when it comes to launching missiles.

I think a turnip could do a better job as US president. At least a turnip wouldn't threaten an entire civilisation with destruction and then chicken out less than 12 hours later.

Personally, I went to bed last night completely expecting this kind of thing to happen. Certainly I slept right through the night and wasn't awoken at 1 a.m. by a sense that 93 million souls had been released from this mortal coil, so upon awakening, I was merely curious about the way in which this orange-coloured fuckwit had back-pedalled and shat himself.

This is a guy that claims to be a businessman, yet somehow managed to fuck up running a string of casinos. How the hell do you screw up running a casino business? A casino is a licence to print money. The house always wins, anyone?

Don't waste your time, America, trying to impeach this deranged piece of shit. Take a leaf out of his January 6th 2021 playbook and storm the goddamned White House (Hint: you should be able to get in relatively easily via the former east wing).

Lynch these unhinged motherfuckers! Trump, Vance, Hegseth, Miller, the whole caboodle.

And stick by yor guns, Iran. Make sure you retain control of the Strait of Hormuz. It's safer in your hands than it is in the bruised pixie hands of that fat, lardy, bloated, McDonald's munching paedophile.

At the very least it'll encourage the West to speed up the development and investment of more renewable and sustainable energy.