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14.07.2025
Trump, Epstein And The Non-existent Files That Were Apparently Faked

Okay, so without going down some weird conspiracy rabbit hole, here's what I think the situation is. Jeffrey Epstein was a Mossad agent. Hired by the Israeli government through his connections with Robert Maxwell and daughter Ghislaine who were also deeply embedded inside the Israeli intelligence agency.

As everyone knows, Epstein was running a child sex ring. Not just because he was a fucking pervert and a paedophile, but ultimately to blackmail politicians, aristocracy and people of influence on behalf of the Israeli government. Trump was clearly one of those people having admittedly been best friends with Epstein for well over a decade.

Trump is on Epstein's clients list. Mark my words. It would be weird if he wasn't. Katie Johnson anybody?

This is why you've seen Netanyahu (a wanted war criminal) visit Trump in the White House on three separate occasions since February this year. It's why Israel always gets whatever the hell it wants: weapons, support, votes at the UN, anything this spoilt brat of a country desires from its compromised western parent.

Mossad answers directly and only to Israel's Prime Minister. Put two and two together. If you get anything other than four you're a fucking moron.

Trump is essentially screwed now. If the files get released, he's screwed. If the files don't get released, he's screwed.

The whole thing reeks of corruption...

The files exist. The files are on Pam Bondi's desk waiting to be reviewed. Actually, the files don't exist. Actually, the files do exist, but they've been faked by Obama, Crooked Hillary, the CIA and the FBI. Stop talking about Epstein. Why is everyone talking about Epstein? Enough of this Epstein stuff.

Fuck off. Even his MAGA base don't believe this horseshit any longer.

Everyone wants to see those files. Everyone must see those files. Release them so that everyone can see just how compromised America and the UK are by Israel's blackmail and lobbying.

Cry "Antisemitism" all you fucking want after that, Zionists. Genocidal maniacs that must be stopped, not just for the sake of the Palestinians, but for the future of humanity.

And take that big, fat, bloated, orange coloured paedophile down once and for all.
 

05.07.2025
An Email To My MP

Here's an email I wrote last night to my MP, Jamie Stone, regarding his recent email response to my call for opposition to the government's plans to proscribe the non-violent group Palestine Action. Needless to say his response was typical, expected and lacking in any value or substance whatsoever. Please note that when I wrote this email I wasn't aware that the House of Lords had already approved the motion to proscribe Palestine Action under the Terrorism Act 2000 a day earlier. Boy do they move quick in this country...

Dear Jamie Stone MP,

Yes, a very expected response.

Throw together an email, make it long, make it look like you actually give a damn, throw in a quote from one of your colleagues who was actually there at that piss-poor turn out of a debate in the House of Commons and then hope that I probably didn't understand enough about the situation to reply to your email at length.

Well, I am replying. So strap in and listen up...

Where the hell were you when the debate and vote was taking place? Were you sick? Were you too busy? Could you not be bothered? Had you already made up your mind how you were going to vote (or should I say "not going to vote") and decided instead to avoid engaging in the debate having come to the conclusion like so many other citizens in this country that the democratic process is a complete farce and illusion anyway?

I checked out online who voted for what and it seems you, like so many others, didn't even bother to turn up or express an opinion. This is typical Lib Dem behavior of sitting on the fence and never actually doing anything about anything ever.

The argument that 'Palestine Action' shouldn't have been included in that Bill with the likes of the 'Maniacs Murder Cult' and 'Russian Imperial Movement' is so utterly obvious as to be almost a parody. Hell, could they possibly have gotten two more ridiculously named groups to lump them in with? Are these groups actually real or just a made up government psy-op? In short, it was clearly a setup from the very beginning - sponsored by the Zionist Lobby no doubt (a recent report states that Pro-Israel lobbyists have donated to 13 out of Labour's 25 cabinet members since they were first elected to parliament) - and with that in mind, it was all the more reason why you should have been there to state your point of view that this was an unfair grouping to begin with and that you were only voting against this Bill because a direct action group didn't belong being listed anywhere with these other lunatic fringe movements.

But you didn't even turn up. Instead, you took the easy option. The coward's option. Too scared to voice your opinion, too weak to express some of the things you expressed to me here in your email, albeit choosing your words wisely, hoping not to rock the boat whilst also hoping that somehow you might retain some faith in a potential voter that will help keep you in the lifestyle you have become accustomed to.

Tragic.

What's also tragic is that we now have to rely on the House of Lords of all things to hopefully see common sense and throw this out like the dirty dishwater it actually is. Why did you even become a politician?

There are starving people queuing up for scraps of food in Gaza, for hours and hours and hours on end, only to be sprayed with bullets for the criminal activity of trying to feed their families, their children, their friends, their loved ones.

Human beings, like you and I. Day after day after day enduring lose, death, starvation, injury - both mental and physical. And all happening in the 21st century whilst the "civilised" world looks on.

But you didn't do anything about it. You didn't even voice your opinion. Basically, you shat it because you didn't want to be labelled "antisemitic". May I suggest you read the book A Very Short History of the Israel-Palestine Conflict by Ilan Pappe (a Jew incidentally) who outlines clearly how October 7th wasn't the beginning of this conflict as the mainstream media would like us to believe. The Zionist movement has been toxic from its very inception in the late 19th century, not only to Palestinians but to Jews and just about everyone else on the planet. Look at the history books and you'll even learn how the Zionists collaborated with the Nazis to encourage Jews to relocate to Palestine.

I am sorely disappointed. Not just in you, but in the whole system of politics in this country. The way we're going will lead to the likes of Farage and his ilk gaining power because fearful uneducated people will be disillusioned by fearful uneducated, incompetent politicians.

Just for the record, I never voted for you. Precisely why the Lib Dems have such a strong foothold in the Highlands has always been a mystery to me. It certainly can't be down to the influx of English people settling here. Most of them seem to have come here to escape England. Perhaps its down to our own sordid history in the region. People being oppressed, starved, slaughtered, displaced. Perhaps given enough oppression people just break, and then generation after generation produces more subservient individuals. Perhaps this is the plan for the Palestinians.

What's your plan? Do you have one? How do you sleep at night not doing anything about this? I certainly couldn't, which is why I emailed you in the first place, hoping that my regional representative might voice my concerns in parliament. At least I'll be able to sleep in the knowledge that at least I tried something.

George T. Mortimer.
 

01.07.2025
Death To An Ideology

All this controversy over Bob Vylan's "Death to the IDF" chant could be taken a number of ways. No-one in the mainstream media seems to pick up on the fact that it could be interpreted as a calling for death to an ideology. The IDF certainly has an ideology behind it given that it is the main fighting force of Israel, and Netanyahu (being commander and chief of the IDF) has an arrest warrant issued against him for war crimes. So death to an ideology of genocide is perfectly reasonable, right?

I mean, if I was to chant, "Death, Death To Tesla!" or "Death, Death To Facebook!" you wouldn't assume I was calling for the death of all employees of Tesla or Facebook, would you? At least I hope you wouldn't. So why all the controversy over something a punk band said at a gig? Utter nonsense. Meanwhile in Gaza people queueing up for food are being sprayed with bullets. This country is so fucking stupid. Either that or it is bought and paid for by the Zionist Lobby.
 

29.06.2025
Free Speech, Genocide & The UK's Moral Decline

Free speech is not an act of terrorism. It's an act of, well, speaking freely. Spraying red paint on machinery of war isn't terrorism either, that's simply vandalism at worst and a clever method used to draw attention to a cause under censorship, which the UK establishment has played right into the hands of. Terrorism also isn't a band named after a part of the leg joint, but I guess the UK courts will decide on whether this country goes into further moral decline.

Genocide, on the other hand, is when you bomb ten pales of shit out of an indigenous population that's had their land stolen from them and been kept in an open air prison for decades before killing tens of thousands of them and slowly slaughtering the remaining starving population as they queue up for food. It's all pretty cut and dry when you think about it logically.
 

22.06.2025
The Fink

JD Vance seems to look more and more like an inbred hillbilly as the days progress. Those beady little glazed over eyes that are way too close together. That 1,000 yard stare into the abyss that is clearly his moral compass. That stupid millennial knuckle-dragger weirdy trimmed beardy that sits on his face like a cancerous growth feeding off his inadequate brain. All that's missing is a bottle of milk mixed with methylated spirits obscured by a brown paper bag ...and the stench of stale urine.
 

21.06.2025
Donald Turd's Simulated Reality

Holy shit, it's only been 5 months since that big bloated orange turd was inaugurated and already I'm sick of looking at its greasy fat lardy face on TV every time I switch it on - talking out of its arse, bullshitting its way through the presidency and acting like a big spoilt baby by keeping everybody guessing about plans it clearly does not have. It's times like these where simulated reality theory makes perfect sense. It's just too weird to be true. Even the name 'Trump' is stupid as fuck.
 

21.05.2025
Call It What It Really Is

"We must call this what it is," remarked UK foreign secretary David Lammy regarding the atrocities being committed by Israel in Gaza. He went on, "It is extremism. It is dangerous. It is repellent. It is monstrous and I condemn it in the strongest possible terms."

How about "Genocide" Lammy? Where the fuck is that word? How about actually calling this what it really is instead of skipping around reality?

All this kowtowing to Israel really boils my piss. People - women and children in particular - are being bombed, slaughtered and starved to death. Sure, it's extremism and dangerous - not only to Gazans but to the stability of the entire planet. Repellent and monstrous? Can't argue there Lammy. It's also a goddamned genocide which you've watched take place over the past 18 months whilst doing fuck all about it.

Spare me your fear of being called antisemitic. If the definition of antisemitism has changed to include people not okay with genocide, then fuck it, I'm an antisemite. I tell you what I also am: fucking ashamed to be living in a country whose politicians are clearly subjugated by the Israeli lobby to such a degree that fascist atrocities are swept under the carpet.
 

28.04.2025
Geriatric X - Memoirs Of A Subversive

I'm working on a new book. Initially the title Geriatric X was dreamt up a few years ago when I had the plan to write a novel, but after having started the project I soon gave up on it having discovered that I utterly hate writing fiction.

Fast-forward to just a few days ago and having just finished proof reading a book about Bill Hicks by my comedian friend James Inman, I felt sufficiently inspired to begin working on another project.

Given that I already had a working title and cover design, I figured what the hell, I might as well modify it slightly and use what I have - after all I might be a geriatric by the time I finish writing it.

Hopefully, however, it won't take that long and I'll have it completed by the end of the year (well, that's the plan anyway). Basically, it's gonna be an autobiographical work and whilst many of you might be questioning why my story is relevant, this snippet from my introduction I think sums up my thoughts on the matter:

"So, who the hell am I to write my 'Memoirs'? Shit, I'm nobody famous, my life is no more interesting than anybody else's - at least, I don't think it is. Have I accomplished something extraordinary? No. Did I do something charitable to help the future of humanity? Absolutely not, I actually fucking hate people. Did I acquire some great spiritual epiphany and now feel obliged to share it with the world? Nope, I'm just some guy that is here just as perplexed and confused as the rest of you.

"So what's the deal, Mortimer? Why are you writing this book?

"If you take the time to speak to just about anybody, they've usually got something of value to convey, some nugget of wisdom, a funny tale or two to tell, a unique way of looking at the world that you would never have arrived at on your own accord. Granted, not everyone fits into this category as some people are just dull as dishwater, but most folks have at least experienced something of interest in their otherwise monotonous drudgery of an existence and it's a shame, I feel, that they don't share it.

"Besides, why do memoirs have to be produced by famous people anyway? I mean, Geri Halliwell has written an autobiography and I couldn't give a flying fuck about anything she has got to say or has done in her life. Then there's new atheist Sam Harris who has written a shit tone of books, and he's an out and out misguided bore with an agenda for sucking the joy and intrigue out of everything (not to mention a pro-Zionist Islamophobic racist).

"No, if being famous is the criteria for writing a memoir, autobiography or any other kind of book for that matter, then I'm afraid your fame doesn't make you any more relevant than anyone else."
 

24.04.2025
BBC News And The Genocidal Jews

Sitting at the bar of my local boozer this afternoon, the barman decides to flip on the tube...

"Let's put on BBC News. Whaddya think it'll be? Trump? The Dead Pope? Zelenskyy?" He queried.

"We should take bets on it." I replied.

Tube goes on, holy fuck it's all three! Main feature: Trump. Side feature: Dead Pope. News ticker bottom feature: Zelenskyy fluctuating with some horseshit about Harry & Meghan.

Top work, BBC. The usual bullshit. Anything except Genocidal Jews. Well worth the licence fee that I've never paid for in my life.
 

23.04.2025
The Joe Rogan Invariance

What a fucking knuckle dragger Joe Rogan is. Out of the last one hundred podcasts he's released, he's had a woman on three times. The rest have included his usual misogynistic selection of unfunny comics, Neo-Nazis, Zio-Nazis, corrupt billionaires and deranged lunatic conspiracy theorists.

Here's a list of some particularly retarded fuckwits from the last one hundred episodes: Bret Weinstein (spelt the same way as Harvey Weinstein, so why is he pronouncing it differently?), JD Vance (numbnut weirdy-trimmed-beardy hillbilly vice president), Gad Saad (pretend intellectual and cheerleader for genocide), Mark Zuckerberg (faulty A.I. skinjob), Jordan Peterson (compulsive Canadian room tidier), Bert Kreischer (a fucking heart attack waiting to happen), Elon Musk (richest parasite on the spectrum), Mike Baker (Joe's most regular guest and CIA handler), Lex Fridman (monotonous monotone mumbler), and the King of all the Imbeciles, Donald J. Trump.

Fuck me, how is this the most popular podcast on the planet? What a crock of utter shit to be wasting your time on. Hours and hours and hours and hours of utterly mindless drivel interspaced with adverts for products that you'd have to be out your goddamned mind to buy.

Everything about Joe Rogan stinks of shit. A stocky little unfunny dwarf with a fat belly, bald head and a bunch of piss poor, spur of the moment tattoos on the kind of muscly arms you see on other podgy little fat men hanging off weight machines at the local gym.

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